I’m a middle aged man so when I tell you that this happened when I was in the army, the year after completing high school, it was a long time ago. And how is that significant? Because when I phoned my friend on my first pass to arrange a visit and his mom answered, it was on a landline… cellphones didn’t exist yet.

She was hot af, I always had a crush on her and I think she knew because she seemed to enjoy flirting with me knowing that nothing will ever happen. I was just a teenager after all and she could get any man she wanted, and she did.

She said that he was out but would be back that afternoon and I should just come and surprise him, he’d enjoy that. When I arrived she pretty much opened the door for me like this. I almost came in my pants on the spot. Turns out my friend was away for the weekend on a Varsity thing…

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Yet, here’s a girl with two cocks up her poop chute and one in her mouth for good measure and not even cracking a frown.

Look, I’d hate to see what this women’s asshole prolapse is like and I certainly don’t want my girlfriend to have a gaping rectum but I really want to fuck her in the ass sometime you know.

The thing is, when she asks me why, why I want to do that, I don;t really have a good answer. I suspect I want to because she won’t let me. It’s that thing of wanting what you can’t have just because you can’t have it. I do suspect there’s a little more to it though. It’s naughty, it’s a little taboo and that excites me. I can’t help it, it just does, is that really such a bad thing?

At least I don’t have a burning desire to fuck midgets in cowboy outfits or something extreme like that, not that I would even judge anyone who does.

In the meantime I’ll just use this All Anal discount for 51% off and fantasise about it.