I’m a middle aged man so when I tell you that this happened when I was in the army, the year after completing high school, it was a long time ago. And how is that significant? Because when I phoned my friend on my first pass to arrange a visit and his mom answered, it was on a landline… cellphones didn’t exist yet.

She was hot af, I always had a crush on her and I think she knew because she seemed to enjoy flirting with me knowing that nothing will ever happen. I was just a teenager after all and she could get any man she wanted, and she did.

She said that he was out but would be back that afternoon and I should just come and surprise him, he’d enjoy that. When I arrived she pretty much opened the door for me like this. I almost came in my pants on the spot. Turns out my friend was away for the weekend on a Varsity thing…

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I thought this was Riley Reid as that girl is so popular she seems to be featured in every site of every network and I’d ass “these days” but it’s been like that for some time already.

I have to admit that I’m not that great at names and I really don;t know anyone all that well never mind pornstars so perhaps it is obvious to you that this isn’t Riley and perhaps you even knew that this is in fact Janice Griffiths.

I hope Janice doesn’t take offence to be mistaken for someone else. I do think I’d be in the clear if she ever read this since Riley is gorgeous and crazy popular as mentioned, there are way worse people to be confused with.

They do feature so many of the A-listers at this site though and all of the girls are gorgeous and the guys are handsome and everyone is in immaculate shape. It is very clear that they make a conscious effort of combining pretty hardcore porn with glamour and I think they do a great job of it.

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Yet, here’s a girl with two cocks up her poop chute and one in her mouth for good measure and not even cracking a frown.

Look, I’d hate to see what this women’s asshole prolapse is like and I certainly don’t want my girlfriend to have a gaping rectum but I really want to fuck her in the ass sometime you know.

The thing is, when she asks me why, why I want to do that, I don;t really have a good answer. I suspect I want to because she won’t let me. It’s that thing of wanting what you can’t have just because you can’t have it. I do suspect there’s a little more to it though. It’s naughty, it’s a little taboo and that excites me. I can’t help it, it just does, is that really such a bad thing?

At least I don’t have a burning desire to fuck midgets in cowboy outfits or something extreme like that, not that I would even judge anyone who does.

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Run your fingers through her hair at your own risk cause you’re bound to break one. With that pose though, she’s not inviting you to caress her hair though, she’s begging for an ass pounding and since this is the famous Bangbros’ site Brown Bunnies, I can guarantee you that is exactly what she is going to get.

This site is just jam packed with black ass, mostly of younger chicks. I’m hesitant to say teens because although many of them are quite young I think that term is thrown around way too generously in the porn game. I’m not sure if they realise that the term “teens” in the porn industry is limited to 18 and 19 years only or if they just take all of us for idiots.

Not the point though, most of these girls are in their early 20’s I’d wager and what they also have in common is that they are all super horny.

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There are people who just doesn’t sugar coat anything they say. They flat-out say it as the see it, no guards in front of their mouths. Most people find this abrasiveness and I agree that it can quite easily lead to conflict. Most people are just too sensitive to receive that kind of rhetoric but I am on the side of the few who appreciate it.

There is never any guess work required with people like this. They get right to the point, it saves time and drastically reduces room for confusion. That was the sentiment I received when I saw this this site’s name and it turns out that the porn the out on offer is the same.

It’s not that it lacks quality or class, on the contrary, it is top drawer, but it doesn’t hold back. It’s about fucking and it delivers. So I decided to use this pic where the gorgeous Trisha Parks is getting a pile driving down her ass to keep in tune with the theme.

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If I’m going to get mooned like this then I certainly wouldn’t mind it one bit.

I remember when I was a senior in school, many moons ago (get it? lame 😛 ) we were smoking behind the sports field stands. Mostly guys but there were occasionally the odd girl with us too and they were usually a little rougher… looser, whatever the apt description. I’m sure you catch my drift.

In my country we wear uniforms to school and girls wear skirts as such.

We were teasing this one specific cutie that came for a smoke break with us, just innocent banter. She decided all of a sudden that she was going to moon us and she overdid accidentally and pulled her panties down a but too far and revealed her twat from behind, much like in this pic.

She went blood red in the face as she realised what she had done as was completely evident from the sudden silence and expressions on the faces of all the guys and our raging boners a second or two later.

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